question. where does houseless street wanderer harry styles keep all of his $9000 ysl duds. does he have 500 roller bags that he carries around on a segway [….] does he store them in his horrible hair
THE NEW GIGGLER
Neutral Milk Hotel — “Two-Headed Boy Pt. Two”
and in my dreams, you’re alive and you’re crying
as your mouth moves in mine, soft and sweet
rings of flowers ‘round your eyes and
I’ll love you for the rest of your life
when you’re ready
Men and women differ in their language patterns; for example, research suggests that men interrupt women more than women do men (a finding that surprises most men but not most women).
Analyzing English Grammar, Klammer, Schulz, & Della Volpe, p. 21
you guys my grammar book is sassy
i hope harry literally never takes off his glitterboots. i hope glitterboots become his trademark. i want to see him tripping in the street every day wearing them with his normal atrocious stripey/plaid outfits like a little glitterbee. i hope he begins using them in place of legal currency. i hope he signs his name with a little glitterboot doodle. i hope that he sleeps with glitterboots on his big ole paws after he puts on handcream at night. i hope he wears them on tour and they dazzle under lights. i hope that from now on every time harry styles falls down all you can see is sparkles. i hope his glitterboots give him magical and possibly evil powers. i hope he loses a glitterboot after tripping in a gutter and cries in public about it. i hope someone brings his glitterboot back to him because everyone knows about fucking glitterboots styles. i hope he dances. glitterboots.
HESITATION ∖ print
the only aisle i’ll be walking down is the alcohol section of my local grocery store
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